200+ Best Rizz Quotes Like Funny, Dirty & Poetic

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Before we get to the quotes, you might be wondering who this intriguing Rizz character is. Rizz, rather than a single individual, is a community of creative minds that have come together to share their laughter and wisdom with the world.

As part of the collaborative endeavour Rizz quotes, users choose the best quotations and share them on social media and other platforms.

Rizz Quotes

Are you a toaster? Because I am looking for something to take a bath with tonight.

You must be my lucky charm, because you’re magically delicious!

“Math is so confusing. It’s always talking about x and y and never you and I.”

It doesn’t matter to me what you’ve got in your pants. Just as long as you can take what’s in mine!

I’m so jealous of your heart right now, because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.

(approaching a hostess stand) I’d like to make reservations for two. “What time?” Whenever you’re free.

“Are you chicken fingers and fries? Because I don’t care how many options I have, I will always choose you.”

If you were a room in my house I’d make you the basement. So I could put kids inside you.

When I was a kid I used to have to chase butterflies. Now you’re over here bringing them right to me.

“Are you Candy Crush? Because I have a crush on you?”

I’m no cashier but you got a couple things on you I’d like to check out!

I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t allow outside SNACKS.

Stop right there or I’m calling the cops! Because you stole my heart.

Relationships should be 50/50. You give me your last name and I’ll scream out your first.

“Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.”

Are you hiring? Because you look like you have a couple openings that need filling.

Close your eyes and what do you see? (Nothing, Darkness, Black, etc.) That’s my life without you.

Good Rizz Quotes

My therapist tells me I’m Type-A, because I’m always on top of things. How’d you like to be one of them?

Can I buy you a drink? I’d like to see how good you are at swallowing.

Hey, I’m sorry to bother you, but my phone must be broken because it doesn’t seem to have your number in it.

I’m not quite Jesus, I’m more of an apostle. I could never turn water into wine. But I bet I can turn you into mine.

You want to know why I’m always thinking about you? Because my mom told me to think about my future.

I had sushi for lunch, it won’t be the last time I go down on something fishy today.

Kissing is a love language. Want to start a conversation with me?

You look like the scariest haunted house because I’m going to scream so loud when I’m inside you.

Kiss me if I’m wrong but, the earth is for sure flat.

This date has been a big bowl of ‘frosted flakes’! It’s GRRRRRREAT!

Where in Asia are you from? I can totally see myself in Ja-Panties!

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or, do I have to walk by again?

Flip this coin! Mama’s got a 50/50 chance at getting some tail tonight.

You want to know my favorite tea? I’m looking at her, shawTea!

Ow! I just bit my lip. Can you kiss it and make it better?

I can’t taste my cherry lip gloss! Can you give it a try?

Hey boy, want to play shark attack? You eat! I-scream!

(follows behind a love interest for a while) Don’t mind me! I’m just following my dreams.

Is that a beaver I see, because GOD DAM!

I don’t care if you’re vegan. I got the only meat you’ll ever need.

Are you a construction worker? Because I see a dump truck back there! Cla-Clow!

Best Rizz Quotes

Are you from France? Cause MaDAMN you fine!

If you’re a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple. If you were a vegetable, I’d be your life support.

I always thought happiness started with the letter H. But my happiness starts with U.

Are you part phone charger? Cause, I’m dying without you!

Are you good at algebra? Because you could replace my ex without asking Y!

Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can get MESSI!

I’m no waitress, but boy I’ll take your tip.

Can I take your picture? I need it to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

Your body is 60% water, and I’m thirsty as FUCK.

ethplkkrf#4752! (What’s that?) The WiFi password for when you come over later.

You’re so hot I just forgot my pickup line.

I don’t subscribe to Netflix but I think we should make our own movie.

Of all four seasons you’re definitely winter, because soon you’ll be coming.

Rizz Up Quotes

Hey boy, I just got some Boba Tea, but I bet it won’t be the last time I get balls in my mouth today.

I got us sushi for dinner, but that won’t be the only thing we do raw tonight.

You got no paper and no pencil but still you’re drawing my attention.

That must be why the sky is so gray, all the color is in your eyes.

Are you a subway sandwich artist? I’m hoping you can hook me up with a footlong!

Right now you’re looking like my keyboard, because you’re just my type.

My crush is ugly…without the GLY.

You’re magnetic! My zipper is falling for you.

Poetic Rizz Quotes

Your love is the beacon that guides me through the darkest storms, a lighthouse illuminating my heart’s shore.

You are the sun to my sunflower, i will always be glancing at your gorgeous light as i follow you around amidst the bright morning.

If you’re the angel of death, I’d be willing to die a million times just to see your beauty.

If you were a grain of sand, I’d search every beach and desert looking for you and your beauty no matter how long i’d have to look.

If you’re the moon, i am the tide, for i flow under your command, forever longing for you, as you are my purpose.

Your love is the anchor that holds me steady, a steadfast bond that keeps me grounded and secure.

Your presence is like a sunrise, a radiant glow that banishes the darkness and fills my world with light.

My darkest days are shifted with a slight gaze of your fascinating looks. Your beautiful dark eyes are the last fiber holding my shattered heart.

As the sun comes up, you have no shadow, because there’s nothing that can replicate your beauty

If you carried medusa’s curse, i would stare into your eyes so that my stone would gaze at your beauty for all eternity.

If I could weave a tapestry of our love, it would be a kaleidoscope of colors, each hue a testament to the depth of our affection.

W Rizz Quotes

“If you were a book, you’d be a bestseller because you’ve captured my attention.”

“Are you a piece of art? Because I can’t take my eyes off you.”

“If happiness was a currency, you’d be the richest person I know.”

“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just fell for you and scraped my heart.”

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”

“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’.”

“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”

“If you were a star, you’d be the brightest one in the sky.”

“If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”

“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”

“Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were destined to meet.”

“If you were a cookie, you’d be a snickerdoodle—sweet and irresistible.”

“Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection between us.”

Rizz Quotes Funny

Are you a Nissan? Because I want you Altima self.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed later.

Are you a medieval torture method? Cause you are a-macing.

Want to have sex during Daylight Savings, so it lasts for an hour and thirty seconds?

Did you invent the airplane? Because you’re Wright for me!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

Are you a sergeant? Because you’ve got me at full attention.

If you were a president, you’d be BABEraham Lincoln.

Dirty Rizz Quotes

I watched a documentary that said lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if that’s true?

If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You’re so hot, you make the equator look like the North Pole.

Are you the syllabus? Because I have been studying you like crazy.

Do you feel sick? Because I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My face.

Does your name start with “C”? Because I can “C” us getting together tonight.

I feel like I’m getting a tan just standing here because you’re so scorching.

Aside from being extremely hot, what else do you do for a living?

Did you escape from jail? Because it’s definitely illegal to look this good.

Is your name Chamomile? Because you look like a hot-tea.

Wanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?

Mexican Rizz Quotes

Maybe next time Yucatan with me? Do you like Mexican food?

You’re the kind of girl I could see mariachi.

Boy, let me make you a nice, hot tamale.

Oh, girl, you’re so sweet. Can I get some of your horchatas?

I may not be your cup of tea, but I’m a great shot of tequila.

Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.

Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada? Cause I need some spice in my life.

You’re the kind of girl I could mariachi You’re rice and I am the beans.

Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation.

Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rito.

Baby, you’re the light in my corona.

You and tequila make me crazy.

Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I’m a very taco-tive person.

Will you be my baerrito?

Together, we are a combo plate of bueno.

Hola señorita would you like to be a señora?

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