Famous 100+ Boondocks Uncle Ruckus Quotes For You

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Uncle Ruckus is a fictional character on the American animated sitcom The Boondocks. Voiced by Gary Anthony Williams, he first appeared on television in the show’s pilot, “The Garden Party”, on November 6, 2005.

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Uncle Ruckus Quotes

“You can’t compare a chocolate monkey like R. Kelly to Jerry Lee Lewis! He was the king of rock n’ roll. Great balls of fire!” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“Jean-Claude Van Damme’s the best martial artist in the world. He killed a man with his butt cheek power.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“Oh no. Th-this-this can’t be. It says I’m 102% African with a 2% margin of error.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“Say that again? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me shittin’ myself.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“Every time a black baby is born, I give them a plasma TV and one channel, B.E.T. Slap it right on the ceiling over the crib. By the time that n***a is 12, he’ll be watching it in jail. Ha ha ha.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“Only stealin’ and shootin’ I wanna see is on this here b-ball, you little future ex-con.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“Lookin’ at the white girl, that’s a foul. Speakin’ to the white girl, that’s a technical foul. Touchin’ the white girl… oh-ho-ho-ho-ho… that’s a lynchin’!” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“I’d a shot you myself, but I realized the white man got better aim.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“This looks like a damn astronaut shoe. I’m black. I’m not walkin’ to the Moon, I’m walkin’ to the liquor store.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“Shut yo’ preachin’ ass up, you son of a bitch!” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

Best Uncle Ruckus Quotes

“Oh, there was three of them. Two black na men and one black na woman. Oh, they each had big black lips, big black nostrils and a big black attitude problem.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“The law say when the bicycle stop, the wheels supposed to stop. You need a special permit for wheels like that.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

Due to the conditions of my parole, I am unable to leave the country at this time. I am forced to remain here, and express my extreme displeasure, while in no way threatening the life of the president and his beautiful monkey family.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“Hang that n*gger now! I even got my own rope right here.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

[about a white jogger] “Oh, that woman’s body over there, that’s a temple. A black woman’s body is a temple of doom.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“You mean we gon’ let this African hooligan n***a go unpunished?” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“Na, my name is Reverend Father Uncle Ruckus… no relation. In the name of white Jesus and all great white men who have come thereafter, I command thy black na soul back to the depths of hell!” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

[answering machine message] “Hey there, you reached Uncle Ruckus. White folks, leave a message. Black folks, leave town.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“I’m sorry, Mr. Rebel, but I cain’t make music with you no mo. Because… because you are not the racist I thought you was.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“Now if anybody out there has any reason that this n***a should not marry his telephone, which should be everybody, speak now or forever hold your peace.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

Boondocks Uncle Ruckus Quotes

“Honored guests and you ni–as as well, we are gathered here today to witness an unprecedented union between Robert Freeman and the n***a’s telephone.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“What website is that? MadeUpMonkeyShit.com?” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“I’m gonna get me a dog, name him Levee. I’m gonna kick him every time it rains.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“Well I’m black now, the very foist thing I did was quit all my jobs, I’m probably going to have to start selling crack, or rapping, or rapping about selling crack.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“A white doctor is 99.9% reliable. Black doctor is an oxymoron, unless it’s a witch doctor.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondockss

Famous Uncle Ruckus Quotes

“You heard me, na, nas can’t fight. They don’t possess the strength of character or the mental quickness to be a great fighter. That’s why all the best fighters in the world have always been white men. Jack Dempsey, Rocky Marciano, Sly-vester Stallone, and don’t forget Ralph Macchio! Name me one great, black, heavyweight fighter. Name one, go ahead, try, name one.

“See there? Ya can’t do it. What, what what, what? Oh, oh, oh, oh you wanna pull Ali out yo’ ass? That what you thinkin’ ’bout? Muhammad Ali? Well, if that na so tough, then why he didn’t go to Vietnam? I’ll tell you why. ‘Cause he was scared, that’s why. Shoot. “No Vietnamese ever called me na.” I call him a na eight times before I have breakfast, now what he gon’ do? Hold on, I’ll make it nine… NA!” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

“Attention please. Attention please. My name is Uncle Ruckus, no relation. I want to sing y’all a brand new song I just wrote called “Don’t Trust Them New Nggers Over There”. Sing along if you know the words. Don’t trust them new nggers over there / Leaving they ngger essence in the air / Them happy, nappy head nggers / With they finger on the trigger / Don’t trust them new nggers over there / Don’t trust them big nostrils over yonder / They suck up so much air it’ll make you wonder / Don’t them new nggers / With they spidey little ngger figures / Don’t trust them new nggers over there.” – Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks

Most Racist Uncle Ruckus Quotes

“If you black of skin and full sin come forward so that I may lay my hands on you. Black be gone! Praise white Jesus!”

“Instead of sitting around here chopping the brillo off eachother’s heads, ya’ll should take your black asses to Iraq and help fight for our freedom!”

“Them happy, nappy head nggas/with their fingers on the riggers/don’t trust them new nggas over there!”

“Colored folks talkin’ about ‘Save Me!’ / Wasn’t nothin’ wrong with slavery! / At least we got good food back then — uh huh, uh huh! / White man sho could be yo friend-“

“Can I get a shoe named after a white man please? Excuse me, Darkie in the zebra shirt. Can I get a Bruce Jenner sneaker? I’m not leaving here until I get a shoe named after a white man! John Stockton, Pistol Pete Maravich. Anybody!”

“They don’t possess the strength of character to be a great fighter. That’s why all the best fighters have always been white men. Name me one great black heavyweight fighter? You can’t do it. You wanna pull Ali out your ass? Then why he didn’t go to Vietnam? Cuz he was scared. No Vietnamese never called me nigga. I called him a nigga eight times before breakfast. Want he gonna do? Jean Claude Van Dam killed a man with his butt cheek power.”

Ruckus finds his musical soul mate in famed racist country-western singer Jimmy Rebel, who wants to do an album with Ruckus. They record a duet called “The President’s A N*gger”

“Go on back! The white man brought in the whole gulf of Mexico to wash ya’ll niggas away…but you ain’t too good at takin a hint! I’mma get me a dog and name him Levvy and kick him every time it rains!”

Famous Uncle Ruckus quotes

”Come on, Robert, pick up the phone!” – Uncle Ruckus

“This looks like a damn astronaut shoe.” – Uncle Ruckus

“I’m sorry, Mr. Rebel, but I can’t make music with you no mo.” – Uncle Ruckus

“If he gets really desperate, he may start to rap or dance.” – Uncle Ruckus

“I’m probably going to have to start selling crack, or rapping, or rapping about selling crack.” – Uncle Ruckus

My name is Uncle Ruckus, no relation.” – Uncle Ruckus

“Okay, first of all, ain’t nobody talking while I’m talking.” – Uncle Ruckus

“I work about 32 jobs over the course of a week.” – Uncle Ruckus

“I’m not walkin’ to the Moon, I’m walkin’ to the liquor store.” – Uncle Ruckus

“Jean-Claude Van Damme’s the best martial artist in the world. He killed a man with his butt cheek power.” – Uncle Ruckus


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