Best 199+ Horny Quotes For Her & Him to make love

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Horny Quotes

“Wanna do bad things to you” –

“Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.” –

Horny Quotes for him

“Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth.”

“You can stay, but your clothes must go.” –

“Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser.”

“Be naked when I come home.”

“I just want you to be happy. And naked.”

“I’m a lip bitter”

“We should have lots of sex”

“I love the way you fuck me”

“I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.” ~ Gilda Radner

Im Horny Quotes

“Swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”“I’m in my bed, you’re in yours. one of us is obviously in the wrong place.”

“Respect me. Adore me. Dominate me.”

Im Horny Quotes

“Your lips down there are like wine and I want to get drunk!”
Go ahead. Touch it.”

“Excuse me for being too forward, but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like …”

Horny Quotes For Gf

“Lets makeout, have sex, cuddle and have a deep talk. Then lets have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.”

“Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.” ~ Sherry Argov

“I was so horny in school it felt like my body was filled with electricity. I felt like I had neon bones or something.” ~ Patti Smith

“The coke made me incredibly horny.” ~ George Carlin

“Take her like it’s the first time and the last time every single time.”

“When the sex is so good that you’re sore for days.”

“Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.”

Horny Quotes For Him

“Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”

I give you permission to wake me up if you get horny.”

“I want people to FEEL something… If it’s sadness, anger, horny, happiness whatever! As long as it doesn’t just pass you by.” ~ Tove Lo

“I was horny, but I was innocent ’cause I was a real-late bloomer and not particularly attractive. In fact, homely.” ~ Patti Smith

“I hate to blow my own horn, but I gave a lot of people fits.” ~ Bo Jackson

“I like talking about sex. Especially when I’m horny, but even when I’m not.” ~ John Travolta

Dirty Horny Quotes

“When she’s had a rough day, give her a rough night.”

“I want a horny little Jewish princess.” ~ Frank Zappa

Horny Quotes For Gf

“Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”

I give you permission to wake me up if you get horny.”

“When she’s had a rough day, give her a rough night.”

“You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny.” ~ Paula Cole

“Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.” ~ Adi Da

“I would think, if you were horny enough, there’d come a time when it was hos before bros.” ~ Dana Gould

“Ultimately, I want to make everyone horny.” ~ Patti Smith

Horny Love Quotes

“I need you and I want you. Butt naked. In my bed. Right now.”

“It’s been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.”

Now spread your legs and try to tell me about your day.”

“And blessed are the horny hands of toil.” ~ James Russell Lowell

“I’ve seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.” ~ Johnny Bench

Dirty Horny Quotes

“I’m so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.” ~ Tom Waits

“I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top …”

“Kiss me a lot. Touch me all over. And lick me in my special spot.”

“Save water. Let’s shower together”

“No man is born into the world whose work Is not born with him. There is always work, And tools to work withal, for those who will; And blessed are the horny hands of toil.” ~ James Russell Lowell

“When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can’t imagine why, though.” ~ Penelope Spheeris

“If I ain’t horny, I check to see if my heart’s beatin’.” ~ Richard Pryor

“Mine is the horny hand of toil.” ~ John Singer Sargent

“There’s a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.” ~ Colleen McCullough

“If our history can challenge the next wave of musicians to keep moving and changing, to keep spiritually hungry and horny, that’s what it’s all about.” ~ Carlos Santana

Horny Quotes For Boyfriend

“Kiss me hard & fuck me Harder!” – Best Sex Quotes

“The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they’ve reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you’re just horny. It doesn’t mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.” ~ George William Curtis

“I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.” ~ Gilda Radner

Feeling Horny Quotes

“I want you, all of you. Want to feel you inside me, deep inside me. I want you to tell me when you’re going to cum, hear you moan my name and fuck me harder.”

“Your pants, they bother me. Take them off!”

“WE SHOULD FUCK. Like right now, right here. Hard, fast. Pin me down, kiss me hard, look me in the eyes and fuck me like you’ve never fucked someone before.”

“Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Sexday. Suckday.” –

“Tease me until I’m Begging for it” –

“Your face would look better between my legs.” –

“I swear to God I won’t stop until you’re shaking.”

“Get your ass in my bed”

“Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?”

“I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.”

“Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand but I’m thinking of you.”

“When it’s so good you’re shaking.”

Horny Quotes For Her

“I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”

“You. Me. Bed. Now.”

“Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.”

“Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?”

“Be naked when I get home.”

“I licked it so it’s mine.”

“I want to taste me on your fingers.”

“Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”

“The best things in life make you sweaty.”

“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home. I’m tired.” — Mae West

Horny Quotes For Him

Don’t keep calm. Rip my clothes off, spin me around, grab my hair and fuck me…”

Your face would look better between my legs.“Be gentle with me. Be sweet and kind, oh hell! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass and pull my hair!”: 

 “Push me up against the wall and do dirty things to me”:

 “I want you to taste me on your fingers.”:

 “All I can think of is you. The way you make my heart smile and the way you make my pussy wet.”:

“I swear to you, I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”:

“I love the way you explore my body using your hands and the way you call me your girl.”:

 “I had a rough day, give me a rough night.”:

“I wanna get down on my knees and then taste you.”:

 “Why aren’t you here right now, I’m so fucking horny”:

“Why can’t we just quit our jobs, live together, and fuck all day, every day.”:


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