200 Most Funny Anniversary Quotes For Couples

Hi, Are you looking for Funny Anniversary Quotes for your wife or Husband? In this post, you will find funny and hilarious Wedding Anniversary quotes for your loving wife, husband, friend, or parents.

Everyone deserves a toast wishing them many more years. If you want to enjoy with the couple and make them laugh, here are 200 funny anniversary messages that will be remembered and keep them laughing for the next year.

I hope you love these quotes and share them with your friends. So without wasting time, let’s start the post.

Funny Anniversary Quotes

“Happy Anniversary! We’ve gone a whole year without divorce! I love you hella baby, forever!”

Here’s to another year of loving, laughing and putting up with each other’s mothers! Happy anniversary to you, my darling husband. I love you.

“One lemon met another and the ZEST is history! Happy Anniversary to us!”

“Each day with you is a day in heaven. You are my main SQUEEZE and I do love your LEMONS!”

“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” – Elizabeth Evans

“Enjoy those New England gourds…in all the fun ways! ;)”

“Drug stores understand life. That’s why the anniversary cards and sympathy cards are right next to each other.” – Anonymous

“Bend me over! Uhm. I mean…Happy Anniversary. 3 years down, forever to go!”

“We hope to one day gross out our kids with our own stories of “knob playing”, “loin cloths”, and “trojan twisters”. Happy Anniversary you two weirdos!”

“Marriage is basically just whispering, ‘Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.’” – Anonymous

“Thank you for setting an example of how to be patient (mostly), and kind (usually) with one another!”

“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They have experienced pain and bought jewellery.” – Rita Rudner

“You give me a heart boner; an affection erection! But you also give me that other kind of boner. So…you wanna?”

“Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.” – Jean Kerr

“I love you from now until the day we die. But I really send you this card to ask: ‘Do you want to bone!?’”

“Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.” – Anonymous

Funny Anniversary Quotes For Couples

“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade.”

“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”

“Happy anniversary! Remember, if you’re wrong, admit it; if you’re right, shut up.”

“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.”

“Cheers to another year of tolerating each other. Happy anniversary!”

“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband.”

“Congratulations on surviving another year of each other’s weird habits and quirks!”

“Here’s to a love that grows stronger, despite my inability to fold a fitted sheet.”

“Happy anniversary! Let’s keep making memories and annoying each other for years to come.”

“Marriage: when dating goes from ‘Do you want to hang out this weekend?’ to ‘Why is there so much hair in the shower drain?'”

“Love is being stupid together. Happy anniversary, you two geniuses!”

“Happy anniversary! Cheers to the couple who still knows how to have fun together, even after all these years.”

“Marriage is all about teamwork. You annoy me, I annoy you. We stick together!”

“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. Cheers to weathering the financial storms together!”

“Happy anniversary to the couple who still knows how to have a good laugh and enjoy each other’s company – even if it’s just about who takes out the trash.”

Funny Anniversary Quotes For Husband

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.– Elizabeth Evans

“Marriage is basically just whispering, ‘Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.’” – Anonymous

“My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.”

“Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.”

Marriage is a relationship between two people in love where the other is always right and the other is called a husband

“Marriage is a lot like the army. Everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlists.” – James Garner

“All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds.”

“My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside!

“Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.”

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you are looking for, go and live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck

“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They have experienced pain and bought jewellery.” – Rita Rudner

“Unless you want to forget about your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary.” – Melanie White

Marriage is a relationship between two people in love where the other is always right and the other is called a husband

“Some people ask the secret to our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing… she goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.” – Henry Youngman

Here’s to another year of loving, laughing and putting up with each other’s mothers! Happy anniversary to you, my darling husband. I love you.

“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. “- Michel De Montaigne

Funny Anniversary Quotes For Wife

Happy anniversary to my amazing wife. Let’s keep annoying each other for the rest of our lives!”

“Marriage is sharing your popcorn even when you wanted to eat the whole bag. You’re the popcorn to my movie, darling!”

“I am lucky to be very much in love with you and still genuinely like you and want to spend our limited time together! You are truly an amazing partner in life.”

“Happy anniversary! Thanks for pretending to like my cooking all these years.”

I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me “Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you.”

“Happy anniversary! Thanks for always laughing at my jokes, even when they’re not funny.”

“Every day with you feels like our anniversary. Mainly because I forget everything else!”

Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire your determination to change me.

“Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say.”

To keep your marriage strong and your wife happy, admit it whenever you’re wrong and shut up whenever you’re right. Happy anniversary to my wife, by the way!

“I promise to always love you, even when you’re being a bit… ‘wifey’. Happy anniversary!”

Happy anniversary to my wife. Yep, you’re still the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.

“Happy anniversary to my better two-thirds – you know, since I’m only half of the trouble!”

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it again. This time, do it just like the way your wife told you to!

“In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.” – Woody Allen

“Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.”

“On our wedding anniversary, I just want to give you a big party from your pay. Happy Anniversary!”

“My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. “- Jack Benny

“Marriage is like a deck of cards, and you’re my queen of hearts. Thanks for playing this crazy game with me!”

Funny Anniversary Quotes For Parents

“Sorry you had to guilt me into acknowledging your anniversary.”

“You’ve tested positive for being the best parents in the world.”

“Happy anniversary from your favorite financial burden.”

“Today we celebrate the best decision you ever made.”

“Congratulations on [XX] years of not killing each other wedding bliss.”

“I think you might actually be part of the 50 percent of couples that will make it.”

“Happy anniversary to a couple whose age difference is much less creepy now.”

“Today marks the first anniversary of me remembering when your anniversary is.”

“Happy anniversary from someone who knows more about the inner workings of your marriage than any third party should.”

“Sometimes I wonder how you put up with him. Then I remember, he puts up with you. So you’re basically even.”

“Parents that complain about the neighbors stay together.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue, drinks are cheaper than dinner for two.”

“Your love for each is higher than the death toll in Game of Thrones.”

“Happy anniversary to a couple whose love and devotion after so many years continues to freak the hell out of everyone.”

“Happy anniversary from your favorite, most successful good looking child.”

“No matter what life throws at you, at least both of you aren’t ugly.”

“I hope you have a great anniversary and that this exempts me from ever having to remember it again.”

“A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.”

“Happy anniversary from someone you’re probably shocked knew it was your anniversary.”

“I forgot it was your anniversary, but thankfully Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t.”

“Happy anniversary from the reason you stayed married (you’re welcome).”

1st Year Anniversary Funny Quotes

“Happy 1st anniversary! We’ve officially survived 365 days of each other’s weirdness. Here’s to many more to come!”

“One year down, forever to go! Let’s hope our love continues to grow stronger, and our laundry pile doesn’t.”

“Cheers to 365 days of marriage – that’s like 10,950 hours of ‘Yes, dear.’ Well done, us!”

“Happy 1st anniversary! They say the first year is the hardest, but we made it look easy.”

“In the grand saga of our love story, this is just the first chapter. Get ready for more adventures, my love!”

“It’s been 12 months of laughter, love, and learning that you steal the covers. Here’s to us!”

“Happy ‘We Made It Through a Year of Marriage’ Day! Now let’s conquer the world… or at least our next Netflix binge.”

“One year of tolerating each other’s quirks – that’s gotta be worth a gold medal or something!”

“Cheers to 365 days of teamwork: you annoy me, I annoy you, and somehow it all works out!”

“Happy anniversary! We’ve reached the ‘We Can Finish Each Other’s Sentences’ level of love.”

“One year down, forever to go! Let’s promise to keep making each other laugh like this for the rest of our lives.”

“It’s our 1st anniversary, and I still love you more than pizza. Well, almost.”

“365 days of being stuck with me? Congratulations, you deserve a standing ovation!”

“Happy anniversary! We’ve officially upgraded from ‘newlyweds’ to ‘still putting up with each other.'”

“Here’s to surviving 12 months of marriage – and by surviving, I mean thriving in the chaos of us!”

10 Year Anniversary Quotes Funny

10 years to love, laugh, and grow together. Happy Anniversary!The best thing about being married for 10 years is knowing they’ll never leave you even if they want to. Happy anniversary my love!

Ten years ago today, I married the man of my dreams. And he’s only gotten better with age and wine 😉

The best thing about being married for 10 years is knowing they’ll never leave you even if they want to. Happy anniversary my love!

It’s our anniversary. Look at us getting all fancy and stuff.

Here’s to 10 years of marriage and not killing each other yet. 😜

A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.

Happy “I don’t want to celebrate our anniversary because I didn’t get you a present” day!

10 years? Life is not all that easy! but you make it look easy and fun.

Marriage is so much more than just saying “I do” — it’s a lifelong commitment shared between two people.

10 years with you by my side has been the best thing that has happened to me yet.

Happy 10th Anniversary! Can’t believe we’ve been together this long. You’re still one of my favorite mistakes.

Time flies when you’re having fun! Happy 10th anniversary.

Happy 10th Anniversary! Here’s to another 10 years of loving the time we spend together, laughing at our own jokes, and traveling the world together.

How do you celebrate 10 years of a beautiful marriage? With a beautiful selfie of course. ❤😘

We got married on a Saturday morning and by Saturday night we knew we had made a big mistake. But it was too late. We were stuck together.

10 years? You deserve a 10-year anniversary vacation. I guess we’ll see you when we see you.

It’s been ten years since we first met and fell in love! It doesn’t feel like a decade. I don’t know where the years went, but I’m glad they went together.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. Here are another 10 years!

10 Years Anniversary is a milestone worth celebrating! Congratulations to you and your love.

We are 10 years old today! We’ve been big fans of our products since the early days!

10 years together and still going strong. I guess it’s not the time but the effort that counts.

Hey! It is our 10th anniversary… but I am not sure what 10 years of marriage mean? Does it mean that we are still new or does it mean that we are old?

I still remember the first day I met you. Thank God I can’t remember what happened after that!

Funny 50th Anniversary Quotes

“Congratulations on 50 years of marriage! Here’s to many more years of love, laughter, and making each other wonder how you ever got along without each other.”

“They say that love is blind, but after 50 years of marriage, you’ve probably seen each other at your best and your worst. And you still love each other anyway!”

“They say that the first 50 years of marriage are the hardest. So now that you’ve passed that milestone, it should be smooth sailing from here on out… right?”

“Congratulations on 50 years of marriage! If your love was a plant, it would be a mighty oak tree by now. And if it was a car, it would be a classic vintage model.”

“After 50 years a good marriage is all about compromise. For example, compromising on whose turn it is to do the dishes, and compromising on whose turn it is to pick the movie.”

“Congratulations on 50 years of marriage! You’ve probably faced a lot of challenges together, but you’ve also had a lot of fun. And that’s what makes your love story so special.”

“Congratulations on 50 years of marriage! You’ve probably been through a lot together, but you’ve also learned a lot about each other. For example, who’s better at cooking, who’s better at driving, and who’s better at pretending to listen.”

“Congratulations on 50 years of togetherness! You’ve proven that love can conquer all, including annoying habits, bad jokes, and the occasional snore.”

“Fifty years of marriage is a lot like a marathon – it takes patience, determination, and the occasional energy bar. And in your case, a lot of love too.”

“Fifty years ago, you probably never imagined that you would spend so much time together. But now that you’ve made it this far, you probably can’t imagine spending a single day without each other.”


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